Considering that I am living my life in a planet full of stupid people, the fact that I have not murdered anyone yet or haven’t thrown brick on anyone’s face is a sign that I was good this year. Though I wish you ignore my usage of swear words and the outrages once in a while, because that is how I stay sane.
So here I am taking the liberty to make a list of things I wish for Christmas. I really hope that you wont behave like a ‘all-yes-but-no-action’ boyfriend, again this year, but bring me these.
- Lots of travel in the coming year – Make some space for solo travel too
- Paid leave for all the travel – Because I like to eat everyday and also sleep under a roof
- A fat bank account and of course lesser queues at ATM – No more demonetization drama plssss
- Someone who can take all my crap and still be my friend
- Get me candies instead of parking and toll tickets
- Some sense to people around me..like traffic sense, dressing sense and majorly common sense
- Ability to give invisible slaps – Oh this is so important, I have a long list of people I want to slap right on face
- More, more and more beer
- A new liver because am not planning to share all the beer you bring me
- And make the karma act faster on my enemies and never on me.
That’s all Santa. I think its nothing for you, but it’s a lot to me. So do bring me these. Also, in case you are thinking to surprise me, please check my boards on pinterest.
Always love you.